If there is one thing that is going to improve your online personals profile, it’s the three little words I love cooking. Women adore men who cook. I know this – I am a man who cooks. I am a man who loves cooking. I am a man who recognizes the intense pleasure of creating a gorgeous meal for a woman who is worth it and then watching her slowly and orgasmically devour it. Cooking is an ... Read On
I’m going to go ahead and be an asshole and say that January and February are good months for all of us in the online personals world. Wait a second, wait until I tell you why, and then you’ll understand why I’m an asshole. According to eDivorcePapers.com, January is the month that sees the most divorces. It’s officially Divorce Month, and we single folk can all reap the be... Read On
A lot of us cheat. If you have been dating through online personals for more than a minute, you know there are a lot of married people out there looking for sex. Cheaters, cheaters, cheaters. It’s ok. We are not all going to hell. Just relax. There’s a lot of misconceptions about cheating, and if we clear them up here, you might feel better. Fidelity Hormones Women with high levels of ... Read On
The new year requires new sex toys. There is no use bringing last year’s stale sexual energy into 2011. Round up your sex funds and head online to purchase these wondrous play things. You and all your online personals friends will be having much naughty fun with each other in no time. 1. OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate Edition This thing is brilliant. It’s a waterless, waterproof vibrato... Read On
Okay: weirdness. An online personals website called Badoo.com analyzed the success rate of over 200, 000 online flirtations in the period of one month in an attempt to find what was the most successful. Seriously, weirdness of all weirdness, guess what they discovered was the most successful pick-up line? “You have beautiful lips.” Do you find this odd? Because I find this very odd. Re... Read On
I have the maturity level of a twelve year-old boy; I admit it. Sexual oddities make me giggle. Every once in a while I need to take a break from serious posting on online personals and other dating advice and round up some silly sex news: 1. in 1995, an optician in Belgian was arrested for forcing his female clients to strip down to their skeevies and dance to accordion music for him. Only then w... Read On
Birthday sex is an important indicator of how healthy a relationship is. I’m serious. A good friend of mine, a woman, for that matter, didn’t get any birthday sex from her long-term boyfriend last year and the very next day she was all up in the online personals looking for a man to please her on the side. Lady was furious. No, this friend of mine is not a super demanding super bitch o... Read On
Cheating. I dare one of you to say you have never done it. At least, you’ve made out with someone other than a partner at one point or another, I’m sure. And it probably wasn’t that big of a deal. We are hardwired to cheat, I don’t care what any of your moral purists say. Let’s take a look at the statistics: according to most studies, 50 to 65 percent of husbands and ... Read On
Another letter from a lovely lady. Oh, how I love your letters, ladies – please do not stop sending them. Dear Michael, It’s winter here in Minnesota. You know that that means? If you’re a single woman, even a sexy single woman like me, it can mean no sex till June. You see, we get all wrapped up in our winter coats and walk around with our heads down because we’re afraid o... Read On
I recently got a letter asking for advice from a female fan of the site; I’d like to share it with you all: Dear Michael, I need your advice. About a month ago, I was out of town for a friend’s concert and ran into a couple of other musicians I know through the band. We all started drinking jack & coke and were getting along famously – dancing, joking, talking, just generally... Read On