Reading Between The Lines

When you’re trying to sell your care, you only want to let everyone know about the benefits of it. The fact that the interior is clean and in perfect condition, that there’s 4 cup holders and not the average 3, and that the horn is no of the loudest on the road. You wouldn’t want to tell people that the paint is chipped, that there’s more miles on it than a well-used car from the 40′s, and that it’s been in as many car accidents as you’ve had birthdays. You’re selling a product and trying to make it look its best, so why wouldn’t you do that with your online dating profile?

When you’re trying to find a date, there’s no need to lie about yourself, but you should concentrate on your best features.

When people are reading dating profiles, they’re looking for subtle red flags that the person isn’t being honest. If you have flaws you don’t want people to know about, don’t bother trying to show them in a good light as it’s probable that people are going to see through what you’re saying. Your best bet would be to leave it out all together.

Here are some of the most common statements people use when trying to put their ‘flaws’ in a better light, but end up making it obvious that they’re handing out little white lies, and that’s never a good way to be introduced to someone.

I’m around average with a healthy appetite. This is a nice way of saying you’re overweight. If that’s the case, then embrace it! There’s nothing wrong with a few extra pounds, and better yet there’s millions of people who are looking for someone with a little extra junk in their trunk. Instead of sugar coating it, put it out there proudly for everyone to know.

I have a deep love for animals. So you’re the neighborhood crazy cat lady, eh? No? Well, that’s sure what it sounds like! If you’re going to make statements like that, then you have to be more clear!

If you want a chance with me… This screams that you’re high maintenance and you probably think higher of yourself than anyone else does. It’s a big sign for people to leave your profile.

I’m fun loving and a free spirit. I sleep around.. a lot!

My idols include Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie… I’m trying to find someone who is going to fund my terrible shopping addiction.

If you’re going to put a real effort into finding a match, then be smart about it! Tell people only the good things about yourself to get them interested. You don’t need to lay out all your dirty laundry for them to see right away, so put yourself in your best light and try your best to outshine the others!